A group of Pagans were just returning from their equinox celebration on the Sound when the discovery was made.

"We were getting some pepper jelly from Pike Place Market when we ran across him" Janelle Comply of Capital Hill told our reporters. "He seemed like he was just vibin'"

After approaching Jesus, they found out that he usually spends time in the PNW before Easter, claiming that "I truly like the energy of the Pacific Northwest. They try their best to be good people here. Have you seen the healthcare system in Washington?"

After finding Jesus, Lady Cromweather Morningsail, the High Priestess of Canterbury Coven said that they all sat around the copper pig, and talked about the new Dune movie, which Jesus gave a 3.5/5 stars. "A lot like the Bible, the special effects were amazing, but the story didnt go where it was trying to go"

"We are glad we found Jesus" Morningsail told us. "His people ask us constantly if we have found him. Now they can sleep easy knowing he is safe."

Jesus told our reporters that he would be back in the church for Easter, but that he always enjoys spending time with the Pagans. "No one is trying to convert me to their version of American Christianity, and we might actually help a poor person!"

Jesus will be appearing over a Waffle House in Macon, GA on April 15th, and on a piece of toast in Possum Snout, GA on the 28th.